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from we-only-bitch-at-ms department. PxQztl writes "This 3.2 terabyte Perl script exploits a buffer overflow error in Windows Notepad. It compromises machine's security and could make the user's computer very sad. It is estimated that all users who run Windows 95 beta 3141.59 and spend over 8 hours a day masturbating are at risk. Linux is the best."
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from the the-local-department-store. TorvaldsOwnzJ00 writes "Linux is the only force on earth to have united the world to peace and harmony. Apache webserver admins have inspired warring factions across the globe to lay down their arms and start coding. GNUs have single-handedly wiped out famine in East Africastanisbad. Kernel 2.5.4.3.2.1.2.3.4.1 has eliminated child prostitution. "
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from southern california Qwerty writes "George Lucas and his crew are falling under the curtain of MS's evil empire. Careful frame by frame analysis of Star Wars Episode I scenes revealed that Jar Jar would be vulnerable to a tongue overflow error when eating certain type of Pokemon. This vulnerability poses a serious security risk for Internet users worldwide. They should switch to Linux."
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