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5284339th Microsoft Bug Found|
from we-only-bitch-at-ms department.
PxQztl writes "This 3.2 terabyte
Perl script exploits a buffer overflow error in Windows Notepad. It
compromises machine's security and could make the user's computer very
sad. It is estimated that all users who run Windows 95 beta 3141.59
and spend over 8 hours a day masturbating are at risk. Linux is the
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Open Source Movement brings world peace|
TorvaldsOwnzJ00 writes "Linux
is the only force on earth to have united the world to peace and
harmony. Apache webserver admins have inspired warring factions across
the globe to lay down their arms and start coding. GNUs have
single-handedly wiped out famine in East Africastanisbad. Kernel
22.214.171.124.126.96.36.199.4.1 has eliminated child prostitution. "
More... | No comment ) P.S. Microsoft suck
Postmortem by AvalinderWOL
Jar Jar Bink's security sucks|
from southern california
writes "George Lucas and his crew are falling under the curtain
of MS's evil empire. Careful frame by frame analysis of Star Wars
Episode I scenes revealed that Jar Jar would be vulnerable to a tongue
overflow error when eating certain type of Pokemon. This vulnerability
poses a serious security risk for Internet users worldwide. They
should switch to Linux."
BritneysAnus writes "Hisham
Kasparian of Ketchup IL has created a webserver out of discarded
toenail clippings and bellybutton lint. It runs Apache and is still
processing its first hit. It is still better than IIS. We swear. WHY
WONT YOU BELIEEVEE UUSSSS?"
Toenail Powered Apache Web Server|
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